And kid you better get the picture.

Hi, my name is: Sam Love
Never in my life have I been: neat and tidy.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: my best friend.
High school: left me with some good memories and some not so good memories.
When I’m nervous: I get heart palpitations and my mind starts racing.  Also, I usually have to go to the bathroom.
The last song I listened to was: a cover of “All Out of Love”
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: would be difficult to choose!  But the line-up would include Ekay, Paulie, Tess, Kalyn, and Clay.
My hair is: getting to be too long for my taste and the upcoming warm weather (hence the pig tails).  Also, I want to go back to my natural color.
When I was 5: I wanted to grow up to be the President.
Last Christmas: was okay, Friendsgivesmas Eve was better!
I should be: working, but I need a break.
When I look down I see: my laptop keyboard.
The happiest recent event was: two of my best friends getting engaged—to each other!
If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: Phoebe… I am the crazy cat lady of our group. 
By this time next year: things will be wildly different.  (I hope.)
My current gripe is: that I can’t eliminate PMS from my life.
I have a hard time understanding: most women.
There’s this girl I know that: “lives up the block, back in school she could turn all the boy’s heads.”  (Okay, not a precise lyric quote, but still.)
I like you when: you are talking about or doing something that you are passionate about.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Paulie or Mom
Take my advice: and get into blue cheese… even if it is moldy, it tastes really good.
The thing I want to buy: is nothing because I really need to be saving money.
If you visited the place I was born: you would be in Beloit, Wisconsin.  Not too much going on there.
I plan to visit: Ireland, again. 
If you spent the night at my house: I would have to spend about a week cleaning my apartment.
I’d stop my wedding if: I realized I was having one.  Not really a wedding type of person.
The world could do without: human beings.  Most of us are hella bitchy and also we pollute the shit out of this place.   The world would be better off without us.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have to learn how to shoot a gun.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: some work out clothes.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: breakfast on Friday morning.
My middle name is: Love
In the morning I: hit snooze 3 to 5 times before waking up.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: dragons!
Once, at a bar: my friends and I put “Bohemian Rhapsody” on the jukebox and did such a great sing along that we got a standing ovation from the rest of the bar.
Last night I was: having a really good conversation with my best friendio.
There’s this guy I know who: can make me pretty crazy, but is also one of the best friends I’ve had.  Ever.
If I was an animal I’d be: a cat.  Obviously.
A better name for me would be: nothing.  Sam suits me just fine.
Tomorrow I am: turning 25!
Tonight I am: having a phone date with The Rocket!

 My birthday is: tomorrow.