January 2012
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Jan 31st
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auntjemimaoriginal: I love saying dtf even when I’m not dtf but who isn’t dtf I mean really dtf forever dtf forever.
Jan 28th
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May 2010
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April 2010
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Sam: I could just die. Seriously, right here on your carpet.
Paulie: Samantha dying in my living room... I wonder if insurance would cover that...
Sam: Insurance? What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Paulie: Because poop will come out of your butt.
Sam: Seriously? That's your first response to me dying in your living room?
Paulie: Pretty much.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Blergh!
I had a great weekend with friends, but going 2.5 days without internet means I have a lot of Tumbling to catch up on!
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Apr 14th
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Top Ten ’90s Movies Beloved by Girls Who Turned... →
autostraddle: Looking back on it now, it all makes sense: films you probably loved if you were born in the 80’s and turned out gay. What are your favorites? I never saw “How to Make an American Quilt” or “Girls Town,” but the rest are pretty much spot on…
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
youcancallmesarah: samtastic replied to your post: Is it possible to want to marry an album? Are you talking about the Seeger Sessions? Cos I totally feel the same way! That’s precisely the album I’m talking about. :) I’d heard songs from it before, but yesterday was the first day I’d actually listened through the whole thing. Holy Christ on a stick, it’s amazing. Surprisingly enough, the...
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Day Five: Your Favorite Quote
While there are a lot of quotes that I really really love, I decided to share a few lines from one of my favorite poems today. I want to be famous in the way a pulley is famous, or a buttonhole, not because it did anything spectacular, but because it never forgot what it could do. —Naomi Shihab Nye, “Famous” This poem is one of my favorites and these three lines are especially...
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Pregnant women are so fucking weird
wamiv: it doesn’t look or seem at all natural to me. People growing inside of people. Being an animal is weird.  Agreed.  You will never, ever catch me growing another human being inside of me and then popping it out 9 months later.  Never.
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Day Three: Favorite TV Show
(or, When I Finally Show My Indecisiveness) I am a big fan of making Top 5 lists, mainly because it means I don’t have to choose just one favorite.  So, in no real particular order, here my Top 5 Favorite TV Shows: 1.  2.  3.  4.  5. 
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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One of the guys who was molested by that priest in...
mykicks: Obviously molestation is a serious thing that has longterm effects for the victim, but I also have to wonder… “Did he molest the hearing out of him, too?” Mike… I love reading your stuff, so I’m definitely not going to unfollow you because of this one ignorant/misguided comment you made.  As a person who was raised in the Deaf community, I feel the need to shed a little...
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Trying to get better at this whole Tumblr thing...
So I’m going to do the 30 Day Tumblr Challenge: Day 01 — Your favorite song Day 02 — Your favorite movie Day 03 — Your favorite television program Day 04 — Your favorite book Day 05 — Your favorite quote Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad Day 09 — A photo you took Day 10 — A photo of you ...
Apr 7th
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“I think you’re handsome no matter what you do with your hair. And...”
– Me to my BFF Paul, complete with “air quotes.” (He really did touch my boobs.) (It also really was an accident.) (I just really like using air quotes.)
Apr 7th
I have lost my ability to listen to/sing Dancing...
(via youcancallmesarah) Not to indulge in shameless self-promotion or anything… but as you can see from this video, I obviously know what you mean. Helvetica Ukulele Explosion covers “Dancing in the Dark”
Apr 7th
And kid you better get the picture.: Bruce Affair?... →
sassy-meditations: brucegirl77: … I really really want to believe that Bruce did NOT cheat on Patti, but I’ve been burned before. ::cough cough:: John Edwards. ::cough:: If you read the article from the NYPost that Perez links to, the details of the alleged affair seem a little iffy. My reading of the… I hope this isn’t true. Also: I held out hope for John Edwards, too.  He’s still my...
Apr 6th
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Bruce Affair?
brucegirl77: http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-05-scandalous-springsteen-affair#respond I wrote this long, passionate rant about how I don’t think Springsteen cheated on his wife, yadda yadda. But it didn’t save. Take a look at the link, and tell me what you think: Do you think that Bruce cheated on Patti? I really really want to believe that Bruce did NOT cheat on Patti, but I’ve been...
Apr 5th
On running for public office.
Dustro: Do you really think I could run for school board? I mean, I'm 27. I don't have any kids...
Sam: You were a kid once. So that should count.
Dustro: Well, right.
Sam: Here's the main question. Did you ever go to public school?
Dustro: I *only* went to public school!
Sam: There you go, then. "Dustro: K-12 Public School Graduate." That's all the experience you NEED to be on the school board.
Dustro: Yeah, right, I'll just put it right on the resume. Public School Attendee, grades K through-- Shit. I hope they don't find out that I dropped out of preschool.
Sam: What? You dropped out of preschool? Who does that?
Dustro: I got bored and told my parents I wasn't going anymore.
Sam: I can't wait for that smear campaign. "Dustro: Preschool Drop-Out."
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March 2010
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Mar 31st
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“When Bruce Springsteen turned 25, he had created what was arguably the greatest...”
– Me, talking about my milestone of a birthday today
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
Yes, people. Girl Scout cookies are THAT good.
Paulie: When I was in Iraq, my niece's Girl Scout troop sent me a box of Girl Scout cookies. Cos when you''ve got a relative serving in Iraq or Afghanistan, you get to send them a whole box for nothing. And I'm not talking just one box. I mean, like, a huge package with a bunch of boxes in there...
Sam: Wait a second, hold on... Can you just tell me where I need to sign up to go serve in Iraq or Afghanistan?
Paulie: [rolls eyes]
Mar 26th
That's not very ladylike.: On adopting our own... →
After watching a video of my friend Jay adopting his SON Davis (who he and his husband brought into this world using a surrogate) I was crying right along with them. Not just out of happiness for them, but out of frustration at the ridiculousness that gay couples must endure in order to simply…
Mar 22nd
Mar 22nd
Reblog with what your car's name is
brucegirl77: thefemalezimmerman: breathingtimemachine: nynetwentytwo: lightskin-mike: iheartmesumbooski: La’ Porsha :] THat Ol Green Bitch! :P  She been around he block alot!  lol Reba or That bitch. Tisldu. Tis for short. :]  The Boss. The Brucemobile.  Viggo.
Mar 22nd
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